Here are some knock-knock jokes:
1. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Cow says.
Friend: A cow says who?
You: No, a cow says moo!
2. You: Will you remember me in a day?
Friend: Yes.
You: Will you remember me in a week?
Friend: Yes.
You: Will you remember me in a month?
Friend: Yes.
You: Will you remember me in a year?
Friend: Yes.
You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: See? You have already forgotten about me!
3. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Little old lady.
Friend: Little old lady who?
You: I didn’t know that you could yodel!
4. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Etch.
Friend: Etch who?
You: Bless you.
5. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Who.
Friend: Who who?
You: Is there an owl in here?
5. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Cash.
Friend: Cash who?
You: No thank you, I’ll take the walnuts.
6. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Moustache.
Friend: Moustache who?
You: I moustache you a question, but I will shave it for later.
7. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
You: Never mind, it’s pointless.
8. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Interrupting cow.
Friend: Interrupting cow…
You: MOOO!!!
9. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Spell.
Friend: Spell who?
You: OK. W-H-O.
10. You: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
You: Wooden shoe.
Friend: Wooden shoe who?
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