10 Knock-Knock Jokes

Here are some knock-knock jokes:

1. You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Cow says.

Friend: A cow says who?

You: No, a cow says moo!

2. You: Will you remember me in a day?

Friend: Yes.

You: Will you remember me in a week?

Friend: Yes.

You: Will you remember me in a month?

Friend: Yes.

You: Will you remember me in a year?

Friend: Yes.

You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: See? You have already forgotten about me!

3.  You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Little old lady.

Friend: Little old lady who?

You: I didn’t know that you could yodel!

4.  You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Etch.

Friend: Etch who?

You: Bless you.

5. You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Who.

Friend: Who who?

You: Is there an owl in here?

5. You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Cash.

Friend: Cash who?

You: No thank you, I’ll take the walnuts.

6. You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Moustache.

Friend: Moustache who?

You: I moustache you a question, but I will shave it for later.

7. You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: A broken pencil.

Friend: A broken pencil who?

You: Never mind, it’s pointless.

8. You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Interrupting cow.

Friend: Interrupting cow…

You: MOOO!!!

9. You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Spell.

Friend: Spell who?

You: OK. W-H-O.

10. You: Knock knock.

Friend: Who’s there?

You: Wooden shoe.

Friend: Wooden shoe who?

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