75 Random Questions to Stretch Your Brain

Below, we have some ridiculous/clever/mind-blowing questions. Please submit your answers in the contact page! Please elaborate on all of the questions, but especially blabber on about the ones where we tell you to elaborate. And, there are no right or wrong answers, and you don’t have to answer all of them.

WARNING: THE READING OF THIS ARTICLE MAY RESULT IN TOTAL WEIRDED OUTNESS IF YOU ARE NOT STRANGE ENOUGH.

  1. Why?
  2. Would you rather ride a duck to China or a baby to Thailand?
  3. Should you could you or would you? (Think about it. Try not to get confused.)
  4. What does the word “sandwich” mean to you?
  5. Would you rather eat cold lasagna or fried butter for the rest of your life?
  6. What is the biggest mistake your teacher has ever made?
  7. Do you like turtles?
  8. What is your biggest secret?
  9. Do you think you could put coconut in salad dressing, and that it would taste good?
  10. Do you think it is OK to use autotune to help you sing better?
  11. If you had a robot that could do only one thing for you, what would that thing be?
  12. If you had to lose one of your five senses, what sense would you lose?
  13. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
  14. If you had to listen to one song on loop for the rest of your life, what song would you choose?
  15. What is your favourite food?
  16. Do you know CPR?
  17. How many girls named “Emma” do you know?
  18. How many boys named “Emma” do you know?
  19. Do you think multitasking is possible?
  20. Do you believe in the multiverse theory? (Don’t ask. Just Google it.)
  21. What is your favourite movie?
  22. Do you believe in unicorns? (Hint, hint: the answer is yes.)
  23. Do you think that scientists would be able to make a tiny cloud that actually rained?
  24. What if cows could talk but they only talked about themselves and then people no longer liked cows and then cows took over the world and then people came to be considered farm animals but soon the only thing people could say was “MOO”? (Please elaborate.)
  25. Why do people like listening to music?
  26. Do you think animals have a way to communicate? All animals? Some animals? Which animals?
  27. Do you have siblings?
  28. What is the most convenient way to annoy adults? (Please elaborate.)
  29. What if the sky fell down? Could the sky fall down?
  30. Am I gooder at grammaring than you?
  31. Do you think animals with bad eyes should get glasses?
  32. What does the saying “it’s raining cats and dogs” mean?
  33. Is butter bad for you?
  34. Do you think digesting too much chlorine would cause problems?
  35. Do you have pets?
  36. Do llamas wear bows when people aren’t looking at them?
  37. Are there such things as boy colours and girl colours?
  38. If someone put cheese in your boots, what would you do?
  39. How long do you think you could survive eating nothing but dirt?
  40. How strong of a microscope would you need to see a molecule?
  41. Do you think robots could run the world?
  42. Is eating animals animal cruelty?
  43. Should we all drive small cars?
  44. Do you think milk or turkey actually help you sleep better?
  45. Do you believe in cake pops?
  46. If you did enough push ups, could you lift up a one thousand pound weight?
  47. Does coffee actually stunt your growth?
  48. Does tomato juice get rid of odour from skunks, or just mask it?
  49. Em i god at spelig? (Please elaborate.)
  50. Is playing video games an art?
  51. Should people talk less?
  52. What are your favourite weird food combinations?
  53. Is gymnastics “safe”?
  54. When is it OK to lie?
  55. What would you look like with a beard? If you have one, what would you look like without one? (VIIIIISUALIZE, VIIIIISUALIZE!
  56. What do you think is the most money-making business?
  57. What, by definition, would you say is a good question?
  58. When was the last time that you got to say, “I TOLD YOU SO”?
  59. What sports do you think should be outlawed and why?
  60. What type of person do you think you are?
  61. Do you like thick eyebrows?
  62. Are you scared of dentists/doctors? Please explain why.
  63. What is your favourite quote? 
  64. Have you ever seen your face? (OK, we lied. There actually is a correct answer for this one).
  65. If you could only keep three of the things you own, what would you choose to keep?
  66. How many kilometres do you need to walk to have gone on a long walk, in your opinion?
  67. Can you jump on a trampoline without cracking a smile? (We’d like to see a video of this if you can do it!)
  68. What is wrong with this statement?
  69. Could a person fall in love with a duck?
  70. Do penguins have history lessons?
  71. What is black, not white, is in the shape of an egg, and is always running?
  72. Is gold really all that valuable?
  73. Do monkeys go trick-or-treating? Why do you think that?
  74. Do you like bananas? Why or why not?
  75. Would answering all of these questions be enough to make your brain explode? (Please elaborate.)

 That is all we have! Remember to send your answers to us with our contact page, and tell us if you would like us to do more questions.

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